you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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