We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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