Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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