In the future we'll all be gay
Nicole vs. Life
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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