I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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