we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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