i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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