Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
