I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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