dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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