kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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