Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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