I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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