And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
