you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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