how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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