I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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