One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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