That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
