apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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