I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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