He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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