actually, I'm a sock model
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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