i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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