he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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