Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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