i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He passed out mid-signature
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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