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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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