dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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