just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish you could order shots online.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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