then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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