the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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