but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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