You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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