Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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