i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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