I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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