You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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