Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You are a genius and a whore.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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