I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
its liver damage thursday
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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