Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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