I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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