dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I need to sanitize my soul.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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