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in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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