All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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