i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He has the fingertips of a God
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