Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
