its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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