dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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