I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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