SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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