thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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