I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We just shotgunned beers for America
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
