That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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You. Win. At. Life.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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